_____雙魚兒的異想世界

雖說是自創英文童話故事

但主架構還是白雪公主和小紅帽

只是將兩者做一個結合並稍微修改一下

小弟英文能力不好

有錯還請多多指教

那麼各位看倌請了

是白雪公主也是小紅帽

Queen : I am the pure and pretty princess, snow white’s mother. Oh~ my god, why am I so beautiful? Uh…you think I am joking. That’s ok. I have a magical mirror. Let it tell you I am the most beautiful woman in the world. Look, it’s my treasure. Look at its pretty and delicate molding and you can smell slight fragrance like lily.

Closestool : I am not a magical mirror but a closestool.

Queen : what? Closestool. What are you doing here? Get away. Oh, yes, it’s my magical mirror. Let me ask magical mirror who is the most beautiful woman in the world. Magical mirror, tell these foolish people who is the most beautiful woman.

Magical mirror : you want me tell the truth?

Queen : you just say. I do not feel ashamed.

Magical mirror : Ok, let me tell you. The most beautiful woman is……snow white.

Queen : uh, damnable snow white. could someone throw this defective mirror away to garbage dump.

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Hunter : I am the brawny and handsome hunter. Today, the queen commanded me to this forest to kill snow white. snow white, snow white, where are you?

Snow white : Who called me? Did you?

Hunter : You are snow white? The queen commanded me to kill you.

Snow white : What? Look, there is a UFO flying in sky.

Hunter : Where? Uh… why there is something sharp on my back? What, you steal my dagger.

Sonw white : Do…n’t kill me, please.

Hunter : Calm down. The dagger is very sharp. You let me go and I don’t kill you.

Snow white : No, I am scared.

Hunter : Trust me. I promise I don’t kill you if you let me go.

Snow white : Ok, you close your eye and count from one to ten.

Hunter : One, two, three, ….

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Snow white : That is so lucky to escape from the hunter’s murder. But where can I go? Uh, I can go to see my grandmother and ask her for help. There is just a red scarf in my pocket. I can scarf it on my head to disguise myself.

Wolf : Hi, what are you doing in this forest by yourself?

Snow white : who are you?

Wolf : I am the most warm-hearted wolf in this forest.

Snow white : I was attacked by a hunter a moment ago. Now I want to see my grandmother.

Wolf : you tell me where your grandmother live and I go to notify her of your coming.

Snow white : She lives in a cabin near three divine trees in the east of the forest.

Wolf : There is a garden and you can pluck some flowers firstly. Your grandmother will be happy when she see so beautiful flowers.

Snow white : I will pluck many flowers to make my grandmother happy.

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Wolf : I go to eat her grandmother at first and then I pretend her grandmother to eat her. Uh……, there is a note on the door. Let me see:”I tour abroad now. I will leave for a long time.” That’s ok. there is nothing can’t to eat the tough meat. It is more important to pretend grandmother to wait snow white.

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Queen : The hunter is too stupid to kill a girl. I kill her by myself. This toxic apple in my hand is sure to let the snow white like cockroach go to die.

Queen : Anyone home?

Wolf : The door is not on lock. Please come in.

Queen : Isn’t snow white there?

Wolf : She comes here soon.

Queen : I have a delicious apple in my hand. Please hand over it to snow white. Remember, it is for snow white and you can’t eat yourself.

Wolf : ok, go back hurry. Don’t interfere me enjoy dinner here.

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Wolf : It has passed ten hours. Where is my dinner? I can’t wait. I will eat the apple as the salad before the entree. Uh……, why my stomach so painful? Uh……..

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The snow white strayed in the forest. As a result, snow white is not eaten by the wolf and don’t eat the toxic apple. In addition, the new magical mirror is afraid of being thrown to garbage dump. So it tell the queen the most beautiful woman is her to make her happy. From now on, snow white lives a happy life with her grandmother.

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